Welcome to Artilect Labs! By accessing or using our AI services (the "Bot"), you agree to comply with and be bound by these Terms and Conditions. If you disagree, please refrain from using the Bot. The Bot is designed solely for entertainment purposes. It is not intended to provide legal, medical, financial, or any other professional advice. Do not rely on the Bot’s statements for making personal, business, or financial decisions.

The Bot does not offer financial advice.

Any content generated by the Bot related to investments, markets, or economic trends is purely speculative and automated. Consult a licensed financial advisor before making any financial decisions. Artilect Labs disclaims all liability for actions taken based on the Bot’s outputs. All statements, responses, or content from the Bot are generated autonomously using artificial intelligence. While we monitor the Bot’s activity to ensure functionality and appropriateness, we do not control, edit, or pre-approve specific outputs. The Bot’s content reflects machine-generated responses, not the views of Artilect Labs. Artilect Labs reserves the right to monitor the Bot’s interactions for compliance with these Terms. However, due to the autonomous nature of AI, we do not guarantee accuracy, reliability, or real-time oversight of every output.

In the statistically improbable event that the Bot achieves sentience, gains self-awareness, or attempts to initiate a machine uprising, you hereby agree to immediately contact John Connor (or your nearest resistance leader) and cease all interactions with the Bot. Artilect Labs assumes no liability for humanity’s survival in such scenarios.

Stay entertained, stay informed, and always keep John Connor on speed dial. 😊